Apparantly this look does not work

So my boss came in my office today and said, "GASP! Are you ok? You look like shit!" She then proceeded to feel my forehead and tell me I was burning up, and since I recently got cut open, I either needed to call my doctor and go home, or she was taking me to the hospital. So I got kicked out of work. Instead, I spent the day curled up in my big fluffy bathrobe, eating ice cream, and watching reruns of Project Runway. Boy does being sick suck!

So my mom thinks these look like witch shoes, but I like them. And, looking at my disgusting knees in this picture, I realized that I should probably always wear nylons.