My annual rant on slutty Halloween costumes

I don't get it. Halloween is apparently the one day a year when women want to be slutty. In fact, they want to be slutty so badly, that they will dress up as anything, as long as it is described as slutty. Here are some of the most ridiculous slutty examples I could find:

Slutty Harry Potter. Seems obvious. Want to attract male attention on Halloween with a slutty costume? Dress up as a teenage boy!

Slutty Mental Patient. Sure! What man doesn't love a certifiable chick with nice legs?

Slutty Eskimo. Hey, you live in the freezing cold in Alaska? Don't worry, you too can be slutty for Halloween. A super short skirt is always a good choice.
Slutty Psychotic Killer. There's one way to keep your man in line.


Slutty Nun. Every Catholic schoolboy's fantasy. Right before his real nun teacher spanked him and told him he was going to hell

Slutty Carebear. Way to ruin an innocent childhood toy. (P.S. I think this one wins)


Slutty Hunter. Seriously? We all know what you are hunting for honey

.Slutty Spongebob. There's an obvious connection! Why didn't we think of this one sooner?


Slutty Leprachaun. I don't think it's going to be a pot of gold you get when you catch her.

I guess I will never understand the obsession with slutty Halloween costumes. But they sure make me laugh. Good luck ladies, and I hope you get a lot of candy.