Never has a drunk costume idea been so literal. But hey, at least it's top shelf tequila right?
We all knew Halloween was supposed to be scary, but slutty Sarah Palin? I think that has to be crossing some line.
Are you pregnant this Halloween? No longer are your costume choices limited to Britney or a pumpkin. Make the pope proud this year!
Or you could dress up like a slutty like kid. Pebbles was A CHILD right?
We've all heard the green M&M rumor. Who wants to see if this little number will have the same effect?
Count her spots. How old do you think she is?
Screw making the pope proud. Let's make God proud with this one.
Ummmm...pass the drugs?
Never ever. Ever.
A hot gardner. Who'd have thunk it. But I think the only gardner worth total hotness is Jess Metcalf.
Bad girl or good girl? Who needs to choose? Just make sure you have the boots too. Because we all know that all cops wear 'em. And if you really do get sent to jail...this is what you want to wear. To make sure you don't get....exclusive...with another prisoner.
God bless the queen. I pledge allegiance. Stand at honor.
Border patrol! Seriously! And this is supposed to DISCOURAGE illegal immigration?
I do not think that the wardrobe in Beauty and the Beast picked this one out.
And last but not least...no one likes it in the eye!
2 comments:
Nobody likes it in the eye at all. Lame. Seriously alutaween is not my favorite holiday. Are you dressing as a woman in love??
I meant to write slutaween. Am very lame
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