I like to talk to myself like people are listening. I read the same book over and over again and still hold my breath hoping it will turn out differently.
Me too. Mustard is the worst condiment of all. I believe of is shunned by ketchup and mayonaise. I know that mustard has never gotten along with pickles or olives. The fact that ranch dressing wants nothing to do with mustard, is enoigj for me. Mustard smells, mustard is a puny color, mustard makes the other condiments sick. And me.
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Me too. Mustard is the worst condiment of all. I believe of is shunned by ketchup and mayonaise. I know that mustard has never gotten along with pickles or olives. The fact that ranch dressing wants nothing to do with mustard, is enoigj for me. Mustard smells, mustard is a puny color, mustard makes the other condiments sick. And me.
Down with mustard
I'm so glad I read this, I shall avoid mustard the remainder of the day in your honor. xoxo
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