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Here goes....this year's slutty costumes!

Never has a drunk costume idea been so literal. But hey, at least it's top shelf tequila right?

We all knew Halloween was supposed to be scary, but slutty Sarah Palin? I think that has to be crossing some line.


Are you pregnant this Halloween? No longer are your costume choices limited to Britney or a pumpkin. Make the pope proud this year!

Or you could dress up like a slutty like kid. Pebbles was A CHILD right?

We've all heard the green M&M rumor. Who wants to see if this little number will have the same effect?

Count her spots. How old do you think she is?

Screw making the pope proud. Let's make God proud with this one.

Ummmm...pass the drugs?

Never ever. Ever.

A hot gardner. Who'd have thunk it. But I think the only gardner worth total hotness is Jess Metcalf.

Bad girl or good girl? Who needs to choose? Just make sure you have the boots too. Because we all know that all cops wear 'em. And if you really do get sent to jail...this is what you want to wear. To make sure you don't get....exclusive...with another prisoner.

God bless the queen. I pledge allegiance. Stand at honor.

Border patrol! Seriously! And this is supposed to DISCOURAGE illegal immigration?

I do not think that the wardrobe in Beauty and the Beast picked this one out.

And last but not least...no one likes it in the eye!

And also these

Don't play this in front of the kids...
http://womenbetrippin.com/sexy-for-Halloween/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

Slutty Halloween Costumes For Kids

As I research my annual rant, I find this...
http://www.newsweek.com/id/62474?GT1=10450

Godzilla Cricket

The other night I turned my light off to go to bed when I heard the loudest squeaking noise ever. It scared my dog so much he jumped off my bed and hid. I turned my light back on, and right next to my pretty pink lamp was a godzilla cricket.

I thought about killing it, but I too hate killing (and the crunch his huge body would make gave me shudders), so I too trapped him in a glass and slid a postcard underneath so I could release him back in to the wild. Now I am far too lazy to walk down the stairs of my apartment to reintegrate him into a bush, so I put the cup down outside my door so he could hop out and climb down the stairs himself with his giant cricket legs. The next morning when I was leaving, I walked out the door and tripped on his dead carcas. Apparantly he did not want to reintegrate. So much that he died instead. It was very sad.

Haha

I should not be allowed to blog in the middle of the night after I've taken my Ambien. You can thank this magical sleeping pill for my bizarre previous blog. So, in addition to apologizing for my ramblings, I would like to take this moment to share with you my thoughts on some books I've read during my summer vacation.

1. Become Your Own Match Maker- Patti Stanger-
This book took me like five seconds to read. It was mildly amusing. I heart the show, and the book was very much like the show. But I did walk away with some tips I may try.

2. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies-
All I have to say is please please do not read this book. It is probable the worst thing I have ever read. I had to read the real Pride and Prejudice afterwards to get this horrible book out of my mind

3. The Shoe Queen- Anna Davis-
This was a book I impulsively picked up at the library, mainly because it deals with shoes. It was however, a pretty good book. The characters were well developed. The plot was not that original or gripping (married woman has an affair and falls in love with another man), but I really did get to know the characters. I would recommend this one.
4. The Book of Jane- Anne Dayton-
Another impulse pick from the library. It turned out to be Christian chick lit. It was not the great American novel, but it kept me entertained and had a warm fuzzy message.

5. Brave New World- Aldous Huxley-
This is one of my favorite books ever. I love the thought provoking plot and ideas. Are we heading in this direction? Thoughts?

6. The Shack- William Young-
I read this book after a lot of convincing from my mom. I hated it. I hate kids dying. I understand the "message" of the book, but I could not get over the little girl dying.

Any suggestions for #7?

Also I want an iPhone.

Mini Men

It's very rare that most women need a man around the house. We can easily kill spiders, open jars, hookup the computer, move furniture, check the air in our tires, etc. Nut usually we let men take these feats as noble conquest won in the name of protecting their fair lady....or something.

So I've been thinking about what I need a man around the house for. I collaborated with Shanny, and we came up with the perfect idea. Mini fixing men. They are like wind up toys, except you don't have to wind them up. You order them from a catalog I have yet to create, and when they arrive, they go straight to work. Whence finished, they walk back to their box for proper storing until next time.

Until the catalog comes out, you will not know all of the specialties we have of little men helpers, but I will describe three of our products below:

1. HEALING MINI MAN- This fleet helps primarily in the shower or bath (not because they are pervs, but because he's a professional and know you are most relaxed in the shower. So it makes his job easier too). His mission in life, his ONLY mission, is to unhurt you wherever you hurt. See how small his mini healing hands are!!!!

2. MINI WARRIORS- Warriors hate most of our mini men and actively try to destroy them. No one has actually ever ordered a warrior fleet, they are just very sneaky and sneak in with other boxes. We have yet to learn how to defeat them, so if you have any suggestions, please please please let us know. There might be something shiny in it for you.

3. MINI MOTIVATION MAN- This team is set up into two groups. One group yells, and nags, andfollows you aruond...WHEREVER YOU GO...reminidng you about what you need to do. The other team talks to you until they can figure out why you are a procrastinator. Once they figure that you, you have found the motivation. However, just in case, our team will be wilth you until you finally get your lazy ass out of bed and do what you need to do. Then they will leave you alone.

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More to come! Watch for our catalog MINI MEN to be out soon!